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16 Famous Movie Quotes in the Worst Possible Context

One of the most popular genres of image meme involves pasting movie quotes over images in which a character or adorable baby animal appears to be delivering it. We asked you to remix some of our favorite movie quotes with moments that would be uniquely inappropriate. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by drudru

This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. CRACKEDOON

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Entry by gatorboymike

CRACKEDOON I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.

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Entry by Slampolina

From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!' DO you maggots understand this

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Entry by PoorFishy

GRAGKEDa CON You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

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Entry by gatorboymike

I'm a mushroom cloud- layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! CRAGKEDOON

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Entry by 34Switchblade

THAT'LL DO, PIG CRAGKEDCONT

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Entry by GallopGhost

16 Famous Movie Quotes in the Worst Possible Context

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Entry by HexxxySexxxy

Autobots, roll out! CRACKED CON

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Entry by vitamin_k

16 Famous Movie Quotes in the Worst Possible Context

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Entry by TheEagleHowls

CRACKEDCONI Let's put a smile on that face

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Entry by roguematt

CRACKED COM What a piece of junk! Hang on This little back therel Something one's not worth I'm NOT just moved past the effort. getting in mY leg! the

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Entry by drudru

Dodge this. GRAGKEDCON

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Entry by doveton

16 Famous Movie Quotes in the Worst Possible Context

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Entry by AdmiralCheez

STILGAR, DO WE HAVE WORMSIGN? USUL WE HAVE WORMSIGN THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN GOD HAS NEVER SEEN!

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Entry by astrakhan

SIT YOUR FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE CRACKED.COM

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Entry by drudru

Your best? Losers always whine about their *best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. BE 69 LOR A GRACKED COM

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