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If Video Game Adaptations of Movies Didn't Suck

No journey from one medium to another has been as consistently disappointing as the one from movies to video games. What should be a golden opportunity to highlight all the things games do better than less interactive media has more often been an excuse to rush something out before a movie's out of theaters. We asked you to show us why it doesn't have to be that way. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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