If Tattoos Could Talk

What if the terrible art that people put on their skin was more self aware than the people who asked for it to be put there? We asked you to show us what some of the resulting conversations might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by Memorylag

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Entry by AfroBear

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Entry by micusficus

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Entry by AzISeeIt

I just wish people would stop trying to scan me with their smartphones. Rlan

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by Parasite138

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Entry by ooknabah

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Entry by ooknabah

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Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by micusficus

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Entry by micusficus

CRACKED.COM DEAR GOd. I KNOW We DON'T SPEAK OFTEN.' BLIT IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO MAKE THIS ASSHOLE STICK HIS HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSA

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Entry by matteoms

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Entry by danihow

CRACKED.COM I thought you said you quit smoking. And I thought you said you could satisfy a woman. Guess we were both wrong.

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Tattoos Could Talk

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Tattoos Could Talk

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by Randall Marsh

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Entry by El Zoof

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Can not make it much longer... is underwire out f the question? CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by bazooka

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CRACKED.C com THEY TRIEO TO MAKE THIS TASTEFLIL AND I SAID, NO. NO, NO!

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED. OH MY GOD. HAS ANYONE SEEN DOC?

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Tattoos Could Talk