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14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form

Of all the things you see charted in elementary and middle school -- the human tongue, the color spectrum-- what to expect from romantic relationships would seem to be a pretty conspicuous omission. We asked you to show us the charts you wish you'd seen before you ever admitted to liking someone as more than a friend. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Randall Marsh

The Average Male's Dating Life 5 4 3 2 1 O 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 Time spent with frumpy fish-faced girls who are clearly into him (hrs/day) Time sp

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Entry by Jacque Linton

14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form

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Entry by Scarin

CRACKEDG COM Doing what you want Doing what she wants Doing stuff to get out of trouble

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Entry by isaaccracked

AM I I RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL? A GUIDE FOR WOMEN ARE YOU A WOMAN? NO YES ARE YOU HOT? YES NO DOESN'T MATTER DO YOU HAVE A NICE PERSONALITY? YES NO DOES

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HOW MUCH SEX DO I HAVE? ALL THAT $120. OF WIL BE THE SEX. IN THE WORLD. OH YEAH. HUGE FAN OF I LIKE GIRLS SOME- VAGINA RIGHT HERE. IJUST TIMES T

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Entry by Roland223

And She's a O 1 2 3 4 5678910 a You're If 8 9 10 OCOUAWNHO Pretty standard Hey, personality counts for a lot You lucky son of a bitch You are rich and

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Entry by Unept

The Pinterest Universal Law of Existence Your CRACKEDCOD Her familiarity with Pinterest

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Entry by MinorShan

Frequency of Activities Over CRACKED COM the Lifespan of a Real Doll b Frequency TIME Sex List tening to his manifesto Cuddling Reassure him he's perf

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Entry by PosCuicuiri

Time Spent in the Shower with your Girlfriend 4% Actuall showering 5% Attempt at Shower Sex 24% Successful Shower Sex 67% Discussion about peeing in t

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Entry by RMThompson

Sex Habits of a Married Couple (with children) It's Kids after MOVIE asleep dark SEX Light Game Fondling Family Night Neither party has recently defec

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Entry by Jacque Linton

CHANCE LILIII OF SEX AGAINST PRICE OF MEAL 100% 75% 50% 25% 0% $10 $10 $25 $50 $100 >$100 PRICE OF MEAL KEY: CHANCE OE sex WITH A MAN CRACKED.COM CHAN

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Entry by donjeremias

CRACKED.COM U Co-Workers Female w about Sync N Cycles Complaining Emerge Emerges Annoyances War Hrs BFFS Trio Tension Petty Menstrual Cliques Turf 6 T

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Entry by aerodynamite

CRACKED HOM BIREAKUPS 5+ Years 2 Years Bestir 1 Year Her 6 Months Date Sho 1 Month You 1 Week When NEVER! 1 Week 1 Month 6 Months 1 Yea 2 Years 5+ Yea

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Entry by maluba

CRACKED com Number of cats it ::: takes to make the pain go away. 1 2 3 4 5 5 Number of failed relationships

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