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If Everyday Life Had an In-Game Display

In the coming weeks, many of our readers will be splitting their time evenly between two worlds. The real world and the ones where they're fighting WW3. But there's more to love about First Person Shooters than just legal murder.

We asked you to show us what everyday life might look like if we could transport the in-game displays from First Person Shooters with us when we walked out the door. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Grork

If Everyday Life Had an In-Game Display

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by Perusse

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Entry by GoodDoctorB

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Entry by Mad Mann

If Everyday Life Had an In-Game Display

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Entry by Adam201091

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Entry by Captain_Slow

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Entry by adjohnno

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Entry by Cham3leon

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Entry by Chaotic_Lord

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Entry by sexyrobot

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Entry by Roland223

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Entry by adjohnno

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Entry by Ringer

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Entry by Mantar008

If Everyday Life Had an In-Game Display

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