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26 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games

The power-ups and weapons in video games pretty much sell themselves. But there are other, less heralded products that do the dirty work behind the scenes. You might not even see them, but they're there, filling the games with the idiosyncrasies we know and love.

We asked you to create ads for those products that must exist behind the scenes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by Parasite138

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Are locked doors blocking your treasure hunting? No problem. SKELETON KEY Opens all doors. No exceptions. CRACKED.HOM

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Entry by SideralKeys

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Entry by RMThompson

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Entry by Navikan

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Entry by jerewhit

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CRACKED.COM TRESemme 46 Y PORESMOMIS 24 Two Immobile RESemme MAIR SPRAY TR for life's random encounters

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Entry by keinkampf

26 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games

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Entry by ZacPensol

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by Mad Mann

CRACKED.cOM VORTEX FIT Because without a Desert Eagle, Shotgun, Crowbar. LEVVI'S Rocket Launcher, 5005 Rernote Mines, Health Packs. -EANS Keyring & Ma

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Herr Terror

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Entry by gingajpv

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by insaneshayne

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Entry by JcelnHide

CREED ARCHITECTS -Stunning array of ledges, hanging lamps, and handholds -Hard to reach switches for the agile comsumer - Age considered designs: leav

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Entry by milldent01

26 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games

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Entry by Tim Babb

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