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26 Great Movies from the Villain's Point of View

Everyone's the hero of their own narrative, walking around with the theme from Rocky ringing in their heads. It doesn't matter if their day involves holding a toddler hostage. We asked you to show us what some great movies looked like inside the bad guy's head.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by AM Smiley

PUFT You called CAY me. I'm here. Now who wants a hug? adak STAY e PUFFY ELMER BERNSTEIN GHOSTRUISTERSH RAY PARKER. JR. JOHN DE CUIR LASZLO KOVACS. RI

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Mad Mann

STUDENTS SUCK uY ONES ED ROONEY'S DAY AT WORK A caring administrator who's going to rench every student, even if he winds up having fo kill the little

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Entry by DeadManWade

CRACKED.COM THEY COULD KILL YOU WITH A GLANCE. THEY COULD STEAL YOUR LIFE WITH A TOUCH. THEY WERE BUILDING AN ARMY. ONLY ONE MAN HAD THE COURAGE TO ST

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Entry by Lord-z

CRACKED. HOM The The SEXY JERK The UGLY

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Entry by TheGoodDoctor

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Entry by AzISeeIt

DIE, ALREADY! tul SOMETIMES IT's A CROOKED PATH TO SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT A1 4 owon 1 aol ATTET 40OTL b wwmetroflmscom 11 CRACKED.cOM

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CRACKED.cOM ALAN RICKMAN BRUCE WILLIS ASSASSINATIONOR THE OF HANS GRUBERE BY THE COWARD John MCClane POURFREE U0 SUDS LS BEARET THE OCASLAROIEE EE AYA

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Entry by Sulaco

REAL ARCHAEOLOGY...NOT THAT COWBOY SHIT BAEN3 SAVZOK of the LOST ARK AMSEL thes HRESON EORO KAREN ALEN PLE FREEMIN ROLDLEY THN FHYSOIES DEMILM ELLOTT

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Entry by skzip888

Randy Quaid Heath Ledger Jake Gyllenhaal Terrible Do Not Disturb Shepherds How the self-involved negligence of two horny youngsters endangered one man

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A JAMES CAMERON FILM ICEBERG They said it was unsinkable. Challenge accepted. CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Navikan

AGAINST A TEAM FULL OF MURDERERS.RAPISTS AND ADAM SANDLER. THESE MEN MUST FIGHT TO RECOVER THEIRHONOR A 19 ALLENVLE 5 AN UNFAIR GAME 916686085 R 5 372

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Entry by MagnusPI

AN INCREDIBLY LONG AND BORING STORY THAT KIND OF GETS INTERESTING FOR A FEW DAYS FROM THE ACADEMY AWARD'-WINNING DIRECTOR OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE A ROC

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Entry by ZacPensol

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Entry by Mad Mann

APPARENTLY, THEY HADN'T SEEN THE MEMO... TRULY GARY POWERFUL COLE IS... SUPERVISOR Mary Manager: FOR EVERY GENERATION, THERE Is ONE MAN BORN WITH THE

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Entry by maas

CRACKED.cOM STRENCTH UNTAE CRIME RATES ARE DOWN COST OF LIVING IS DOWN WE ARE OUT OF RECESSION I'M JUST TRYING TO RUN A COUNTRY AND NOW SOME TERRORIST

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Entry by Lord-z

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Entry by Jungling

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Entry by jfausett

26 Great Movies from the Villain's Point of View

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED.cOM Tom Riddle BIDDLE AND HIS MAGICAL ATOLO DIARY MRNEREG PCIIBISASS EHYILIG/ SOEIS ANELROOLFEE E 1nl FLLA WAH CIK RANETH RALR NCE PICSAPO JLO

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Entry by Vess

ONE GIANT SPACESHIP ONE TERRIFIED INFANT SEVEN RUTHLESS ALIENS ALINE TOMSKERRITT SIGOURNEY WEAVER ONCACAORO HARRY AN STANTON JOHNHURT CRACKED.COM

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Entry by LordKizzle

CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by maas

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Entry by acousticrat

OVERLOOK HOTEL CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Assasindonky

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