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18 Annoying Players You Can't Avoid In Multiplayer Games

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If you like multiplayer games, whether on- or offline, you'll learn very quickly that the worst thing about them is the multiple players. It's not the sheer volume of them. It's certain stock personality types who turn up in every type of game and ruin it for everyone. They're unavoidable, so we asked our readers to do the next-best thing: Name and explain them as collectible trading cards.

Here's what they came up with:

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Entry by Phighter

CRACKEDOOM The Spammer It's super effective! The Spammert will hit the same move overand over in any fighting game, partially because it works, but

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Entry by Sonny Time

THE AFKER MMORPG This person takes forever to join the raid group. When they finally join the group they go AFK. CRACKEDOON

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Entry by ZMannZilla

The Pro Amongst Casuals 1111 THE HOW Fo#! DID you 155 THAT?: Basic Creature Enters a random public match and berates team members that don't play like

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Entry by OllieK

THE BULLY RPG MONSTER STARTS ARGUMENTS AND SAYS HURTFUL THINGS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO. My elf slaps your elf. GRACKED.cOM

MUTELESSKID THE PLAYER FROM HELL x Has No ldea How A Headset Works The Muteless Kid never turns off his mic, even when there's a 250-decibel screaming

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Entry by Phighter

18 Annoying Players You Can't Avoid In Multiplayer Games

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Entry by RayMav

CRACKEDCO The Freaky Casanova Basic Creature Really Basic Acts all tough and gentlemanly whenever a girl appears in the team. Starts to call her a b*t

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Entry by Phighter

CRACKED The Unmerciful Let's keep playing 1H- 2:21 1 ROCICET TAOUE FIRST TOUCH +10 The Unmerciful willcrush you and keep scoring as they make you fi

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Entry by Sonny Time

The Grim Reaper + 10 PURE EVIL Plays a healing class. Won't heal out of spite- will let the raid wipe because someone made a mistake. Favorite quote:

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WAILING HYENA 7OE Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Has an obnoxious laugh and insists on laughing at everything, no matter how unfunny. SHH

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Entry by Danzy

STAGE Rage Quitter 130 HP Evolves from player Controller Smash 60 Your team loses one player Verbal Abuse 100x Your team loses morale for each success

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Entry by Phighter

The Unseeable Sniper One shot, one kill. The unseeable sniper camps in the most ridiculous spot that will certainly get you killed. If you find them

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Entry by mrlarry

The Invincible A player whose skill level is SO high, they can't be hit. Any hits that do land on them are obviously due to cheating, and will get the

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Entry by OllieK

CRACREDCOIN THE TEXTER D&D CREATURE USES THEIR PHONE ALL GAME. CONFUSED ABOUT THE PLOT. Wut?

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Entry by Danzy

Camper 2 player - Coward Like ghoul, the Gamper feeds a on the recently deceased. It lurks near cemeteries, killing characters as they resurrect. -R

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDOON GT3 G73 23 0 000 000 S0 000 earsstr THE BOASTER This person will spend more time in a raid group linking their achievements and gear than h

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Entry by OllieK

THE PERVERT RPG CREATURE TRIES TO USE THE GAME TO FULFILL HIS PERVERTED FANTASIES. MAKES FEMALE PCs UNCOMFORTABLE I roll to kiss the princess. CRACK

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED COM 2019 The DJ & kOecin The DJ always plays bad music through an open mic, and \MVMORPG takes requests. The most common request is please tu

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