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Nobody likes to think of themselves as a hypocrite, but it turns out most of us are. We've got different rules for ourselves than we have for literally every other person in the world.

Except for our readers, of course, who would never display any of the following behaviors:

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Entry by scandata

GET OUT OF THE WAY, WILL You?! GET OFF MY A WILL YOu?!

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Entry by Zinnavi

Texting Eh, I'll text them Me back in a few hours. No big deal. Me Also Why haven't they texted me back yet?! It's been ten minutes! I'm freaking out!

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Entry by klmcd

When small mistakes are made at work As a supervisor Great work guys! Lets just go over a couple of things. As myself I am a useless human being. I

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Entry by Busteq

When someone thinks he is better than me: WE HOLD THESE TRUTHSTO BE SELF-EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATEDEQUAL. Also me: THERE ARE NO MEN LIKE ME.

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Entry by ERRiley

LITTERING I don't think twice about flipping my butt out the window. Look at this dumbass! oo CRACKED COM

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VIDEO GAME RAGE WHEN SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT IT'S ONLY A GAME! People who can't control themselves shouldn't play WHEN I GET IT There's nothing wrong wit

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDD When someone is inconsistent: strawan false cause Misrepresenting someone's argument to make it easier Presuming that real a or perceived rel

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Entry by testpilot

What my party should be like: What a party next door should be like:

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Entry by ERRiley

FEEDING THE DOG PEOPLE FOOD Rule for Me Rule for Kids One little DON'T feed the bite won't dog at the hurt. table! CRACKED COM

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Entry by Edvamp

WHEN I NEED SOMETHING FROM MY COWORKERS WHEN MY COWORKERS NEED SOMETHING FROM ME CRACKED.COM

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E insist that people I can walk at walking in front of whatever speed I the want, it's on a free me sidewalk move fast. country! jamaica 2163

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Entry by ERRiley

LAUNDRY RULES for ME & YOU (everyone else) I will clean this later. clean lint trap after EVERY load! CRACKED GON

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Entry by kidrawk

2ND ND PLAYER CONTROLLER FOR ME: Must be in pristine condition! 2ND PLAYER CONTROLLER FOR MY FRIEND: X Take it, or leave it!

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Entry by testpilot

How I treat books borrowed others Independenr from fo validity that (c) a ividuals dirficulty study CCLUSION apparent that the research ite oanciderat

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When I'm the driver: It's cool, I just need to check something for just a second, it's totally safe. When I'm the passenger: DUDE, PAY ATTENTION TO

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Entry by testpilot

When I'm gossiping about others: it's harmless fun. WHEN THEY'RE GOSSIPING ABOUT ME: THEY ARE BEING MEAN BASTARDS. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by nickt

CRACKED COM YOU, WHEN I'M LATE. ME, WHEN YOU'RE LATE.

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MILK DRINKING RULES FOR OTHERS: ANYONE DRINKING MILK MUST USE A GLASS! MILK DRINKING RULES FOR ME: CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Busteq

For others: CRACKED.OON IT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE UNDERNEATH; IT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT DEFINES YOU. For me: ACT SMN IPTA -NY40S CeFyot nat! fe 10 EAT 4M? AA -

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