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22 Terrible Life Tips Our Moms Actually Gave Us

Mom's are great. Outside of that whole "giving us life" thing, they actually know a thing or two -- so they can give some great advice. Unfortunately, they can also give some hilariously awful advice.

These are the latter.

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CRACKED REACHOUT AND TRY TOBE AFRienD. MOST BULLIES JUST need A FRieND

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TAKE SOME ESSENCE OF DAISY. THAT' LL DEAL WITH THATA.D.D. OF YOURS. 0 CRACKED

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Entry by Ashebox

CRACKED.OON I am not buying you tampons, they will break your virginity Mom

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Entry by stgcomm

F have you sex, will eateh AIDS you and DIE. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Pizza Eata

Boaitoms Your butt's too big to wear pants like that. I was 11, 5'8 and weighed 110 lbs.

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Entry by Lolly~

CRACKED c COM NEVER leave the house without makeup on. -In other words, never have confidence in yourself.

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Actual advice she once gave me for coping with depression and OCD: Stop doing it.

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Entry by Melidy

SLUMBER PARTIES ARE A BAD IDEA BEC'AUSE YOU MIGHT'S GET RAPED BY ONE O YOUR FRIENDS' DADS. CRACKED.GOM

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Entry by SketchSays

CRACKEDCON it's COOL Son, Mom: downs me hand: to wear relative. a female from the difference. tell can No one Kids at school You and Ms. Makelski a

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Entry by Falynn

My mom's go-to advice for ANY problem: DUNCE You're SMART, you'll FIGURE IT OUT. (I haven't)

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It's OK to drive with a few drinks in you if it's still light outside. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by PedroH

GRAGEDOON Let go of those books and go have some fun!

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED COM COLLECTING STAR WARS TOYS IS A WASTE OF MONEY. - My mom in the 80s

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Entry by JoeX111

You need to stop playing those video games, otherwise you'll wind DENON up with a inside of you! -Mom CRACKED COM

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Entry by Melidy

CRACKED You dow't need tD Learn how to cook MDW, you'll learn by yourself wher you've older. -I was 13 whew I asked wuy wow to tead we. I aw 32 and

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gave him your number. D think you'll really hitit off! said my motherabout her weed dealer. I wasezo

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CRACKEDCON HAIRCUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE. JUST LET YOUR GRANDMA KEEP DOING IT FOR FREE

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Entry by Kalli

Don't tach yarsef down there, it's disgusting! -my mom, instilling a lifetime of sexral repression in me, at age seven

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Entry by MistakeNot

CRACKED Mom, I'm a little frustrated right now. AON ph Stop complaining. Things get worse when you're older. 6O01 TR

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Entry by Melidy

CRACKEDCON PIF YOU EAT YOUR LIMA BEANSIPEAS YOUR EYES WILL TURN GREEN. -SHE TOLD ME THIS WHEN I WAS 4. E STILL EAT THOSE NASTY THINGS AND THEY STILL

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Entry by AmyWoffSorter

CRACKED COR How to Eat, in the World According to Mom You're too fat. You're wasting away. Don't eat SO much! Eat! Eat!

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