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24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies

The Star Wars franchise might be the biggest sci-fi cash Bantha in the entire, well, universe. Because of that, you can pretty much expect Disney to pump out a Star Wars flick every year for the next 100.

Because coming up with dynamic, different stories can be hard, we decided to pitch some movies that will take up at least 24 of those years. You're welcome, Disney. We'll keep our eye on the mail for the checks.

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Entry by Ted E.

STAR WARS HOLOCHESS CHAMPION THE INSPIRING JOURNEY OF THE FIRST WOOKIE TO WIN AN INTERGALACTIC DEJARIK TOURNAMENT. CHARLZE LNCHOLASHOUL WOUBEVEYBATOR

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YOU'RE A FEISTY LITTLE ONE. BUT YOU'LL SOON LEARN SOME RESPECT! She tortures other droids just for her OWn sick pleasure! EVODO of Tatooine droid She

CRACKED COM HK-47 ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND ERADICATE MEATBAGS FOR MY MASTER. OBSERVATION: I AM UNABLE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM.

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Entry by ETangonan

CRACKED STRANDED WITHOUT A SPACE STATION NO HELP FOR PARSECS JUST OPEN SPACE THE STRAIGHT STARWARS STORY TNVAN RDIRES PEPICA OACNOKBEANA ENTEREAINVEN

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Entry by Ted E.

A tale of love and companionship in a time of war. Rancor & Me TNSKAINIPILOURES FRIG OENDV/POERHI LDWVE ENTERILWI ADE GAT ISNEES OO INRONG JAFHEJAN OA

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KNIGHTS OF REN A STAR WARS STORY CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Ruyc

CRACKEDcom A film by Brian dle Palma BOUNTY HUNTERS Som etim es a task is too cangerous even for a jedi

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Entry by 404notfound

MAD JAWA JUNK RUN

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDcOR HE WON'T LET ANYON STAND IN HIS WAY GREEDO THE SEARCH FOR SOLO ACAMWUE Wo -400O TEOECA ARSA UA MN1 OORAN 8RAARKIT a PAUL GREENGRASS film

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Entry by ChevySpoons

24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies

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Entry by Lizzy Chrome

MARCH Why all that fur in the desert? OF How did the Sand People come to worship these creatures? THE BANTHAS What the hell do they EAT? All these que

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Entry by deathpod

CRACKED COM MODAL NODES Live at THE IMPERIAL SENATE DVD The Director's Cut UNIVERSAL VIDEO

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Entry by Danzy

From Mike Judge, Director of Office Space TIAAN JERJERROD DEATH STAR DESIGNER THE FIRST-DEATH STAR TOOK TWENTY YEARS TO BUILD. HE'S BEEN GIVEN FOUR.

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Entry by 404notfound

STAR WARS. WAMPAS ON A SPACESHIP A MACE WINDU STORY CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Manx MacReady

A HARD- JOHN WOO FILM WIRED CHOW YUN-FAT as 1G-88 HE'S A RUTHLESS. COLD-BLOODED. KILLING MACHINE ON A RESCUE MISSION TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

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Entry by ChevySpoons

Even admirals need to learn how to be admirals. AN OFFICER AND A MON CALIMARI SERIN e HHAURSINIS PCIURES e ME NUINHEAPL DCY POWaw/LE WEBL 8N TONND QE8

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Entry by fogast

24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies

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Entry by aberrant85

24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies

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Entry by deathpod

24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies

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Entry by Busteq

24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies

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Entry by Yaznest

PAUL RUDD EMMA STONE J.K. SIMMONS DWAYNE JOHNSON JONAH HILL WILL SMITH From the creator of Police Academy STORMTROOPER. ACADEINY COME TO THE DARK SIDE

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Entry by Manx MacReady

TELL THAT T O KANJIKLUB KANN A STAR VIAR STORY A Gareth Evans Film TINKA NL OWENDX IKBGIR OSNFEJ OEKANOHIA CRACKEDCO KMAEBL MMOEL MOKAOEPT JGIROA STID

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Entry by puffalump

CRACKED.COM LEAVE YOUR ANDROIDS AT THE DOOR... SLAVE GIRLS THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN OOLA THE TWILEK ROORSIL FETELIS E KE WNAPAA EAC EN PLU LEIA ORGA

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Entry by Sonny Time

From the Creators of Star Wars and Toy Story THE GALAXY'S SMALLEST LIFEFORMS DisNEy PIXAR MIDI-CHLORIANS CRACKED COM

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