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Creative Ways to Teach Children Harsh Life Lessons

We've been using the same careful allegories about birds, bees and other sex crazed beasts of the sky for years. We asked you to come up with some more creative ways to break the bad news about life.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

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Entry by David Giroux

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Entry by maluba

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Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? How Mom's naked pictutes and secret website puts food the table on By Tom OConnor. PhD. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ToddAndChips

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Entry by Sulaco

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Entry by ClydeM

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Entry by NakedRoach

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by Insurgo

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Entry by Cobravision

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by ALosophy

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