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If 16 Product User Manuals Were Honest And Six Words Long

Sometimes, we run into situations in life that are more complicated than putting together IKEA furniture. Unlike IKEA, though, life doesn't always provide an instruction manual.

Which is why we're doing it for you. We'll even spare you the hard-to-pronounce Swedish names.

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If 16 Product User Manuals Were Honest And Six Words Long

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Entry by Cynicat

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Entry by Cynicat

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