Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

As the favorite comedy site of, like, all the super famous people on the planet and everyone else, we like to think we bridge the divide between the too vastly different worlds of our fanbase.

So, from everyone on the normal side of the bridge to everyone on the other, more decadent and bizarre side, we have some things to say.

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Entry by Opus52

Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

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Entry by Flailkerrin

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Entry by Brooklyned

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Entry by Kevin King

Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by Busteq

Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

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Entry by Mgloss

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HOPE NOBODY CASTS YOU AS DAHMER. CRACKED COM

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Entry by elliott089

Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

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Entry by rs1

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