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Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)

Unlike network TV, the box office has survived the writer's strike just fine so far. But that's only because it takes longer to make a movie than a TV show, and it won't last forever.

If nothing gets resolved, what will next year's Oscar nominees look like? We offered a prize to whoever has the Photoshop skills to tell us. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by evilkumquat

Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)

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Entry by Joe Russo

Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)

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Entry by Luke McKinney

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Entry by tayser

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Entry by Ryan

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Entry by Danger1

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Entry by Maran

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Entry by MadPiper6

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Entry by Christina H

NO PLOT. NO PROBLEM, I don't know why the Empire State Building turned into a gigantic bear, but the fur was incredible. - Ebert & Roeper GRATUITOUS

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Entry by fancytaco

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Entry by Sanchez .

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