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Real Name: LukeMcKinney
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
About Me:
Luke studied physics until he found out how much fun writing was. Now he does both and is the happiest man in the world.
He still doesn't believe he gets paid to talk about drink.
Read more at www.lukemckinney.net
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The most depressingly one-sided rivalry in the history of not just video games, but possibly the world.
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In every movie they manage to develop the most advanced technology on Earth, only to use it for the most helmet-wearingly dumbass purposes.
9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
Finding a video game easter egg is like putting on your favorite pair of pants and then finding a twenty in the pocket.
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6 Endangered Animals We Should Let Go Extinct
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Can All These Headlines About Aliens Be Full Of S**t?
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5 Things This Generation Is Trying To Render Extinct
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5 Ways Working In Silicon Valley Is A F**king Nightmare
Silicon Valley thinks the '80s never ended and Star Trek's Borg are a team-building exercise.
5 Scientific Theories That Will Melt Your Brain
These suggestions belong in a book by Douglas Adams.
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Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.
