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15 Ways Your Life Will Change With Age, Charted

It's easy to sit back and envision what your life will be like in the future -- and even kind of fun if you just imagine that it'll be full of a really cool and fun bunch of bullshit. But the reality is, no one knows what the future has in store for them. Sort of ...

Thanks to our readers, now you can see exactly what sort of real stuff is coming your way as you age. It's not a crystal ball, but it's as close as you're going to get to knowing how depressing the future is really going to be.

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Entry by SketchSays

GRAGKED.OON Greatest Music Ever Written! some of this is catchy. Eh, whatever... Who even listens to the radio? F*@%**& Garbage!!! 1-5 6-10 11-15 16-2

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Entry by durbnpoisn

Driving Ability Your Own Perception Vs. Your Actual Ability What you think 100 Actual 90 80 Ability Scale: 100 Expert scale 50 Average 0 Beginner abil

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

Age at Which an Essay About Lowering the U.S. Drinking Age is Likely to be Written Highly Likely Likelihood Less Likely 17 18 19 20 21 22 Age

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

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Entry by lenarae

15 Ways Your Life Will Change With Age, Charted

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Entry by Rhodoferax

CRACKEDCO CON MORE Money available to spend on video games Time available to spend on video games o LESS 16 17 19 20 21 22 23 24 26 30 31 32 33 34 35

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Entry by HeikeOtt

15 Ways Your Life Will Change With Age, Charted

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Entry by Drewlittler

Enjoyment of Booze 100% 80%6 60% 40% PLEAS 20% 0% AGE 0-16 17-21 22-25 26-30 31-40 4150 51-70 70 -20% -40% -60% PAIN -80% -100%

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Entry by Anavi

CRACKEDCON zonD Twilight anger zone of you! Fuck zon0 Expression Whatever...zone Baby Child Teenager Young adult Adult Senior

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Entry by viktor77

Ball droppage over a lifetime droppage ball of Birth 15 30 45 60 Amount CRACKEDe Age (in years)

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

Willingness to Eat a Butterscotch Candy That shit's delicious. I'd eat one if I saw it in g candy dish. Ley I'm poor and need sustenance. I have stand

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Entry by Girz

15 Ways Your Life Will Change With Age, Charted

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

Excitement Level From Having Teeth Ecstatic Elated LeY Indifferent Apathetic Excite Toddler Teenager Adult Elderly Age CRACKEDCON

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8 7 Sleep L Want Hours Sleep L Get 5 10 14 18 22 26 Age

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

15 Ways Your Life Will Change With Age, Charted

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