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If Movie Posters Were Honest

Movie poster designers are asked to sell a movie with only an image and some text. That's actually easier than it sounds since hiding what the movie is about often goes hand in hand with getting people to see it.

We asked you to show us what movie posters might look like if they were forced to be honest. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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CRACKED.cOM RIVE ANGRY SHOT IN 3DAYS

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Entry by Ted E.

TWO HOUR DAPTOUN MUSIC VIDEO IN 3D 2010 CRACKED.COM disney.com/tron

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Entry by Scarin

CRACKED.COM CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT VIRGINIA MADSEN EUEO MICHAEL IRONSIDE and SEAN CONNERY TOGE THER LOULDAT SAUE THIS CRAPFEST HIGHLAIDER 2 THERE SHOULD

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Entry by olivier

CRACKED.COM FROMTHE DSFMTOR D DISTURBIA ANDPROOUDER MCHAEL BY AM DUMBER FOR WATCHING THIS... DREAVWORKS PICTUES/ RD BEMANDE BG ENTERTANVENT BAY FLLMS

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Entry by locomotif

CRACKED.OM One half of a masterpiece by Quentin Tarantino UMA THURMAN FIND BIL -F YET CAN T-OT T JUSTNOT SHE ONLY HAS 111 MINUTES.. BUT IT TAKES 247..

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Entry by lady_sadie

If Movie Posters Were Honest

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Entry by hitchhiker89

If Movie Posters Were Honest

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Entry by frozen_banana

EVERY SAGA HAS A BEGINNING STAR WARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE. ro FH PIANTOM HENACI WEOAT OGO NATALEE PORTHAN AKELLOYO PHAD MCALUN CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by den31416

Surprisingly not from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan but actually From the Academy Award- -Winning Director of Forrest Gump and Pulitzer Prize- -Win

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Entry by charliesheen!

A BOY W:O NEEDS A REN FINDS A WORLD THAT NEEDS A HERO. THE NINETY FOUr MINUTE Srory LN SW CRACKED.com WN

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Entry by Capahar

CRACKED. HOM You already SAW this movie six times. We figure you'll watch it again in 3D a2 IDS GAE aVs Thoet PRES JMES o RCSE ROALSSMFMANS MAN SOANUC

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Entry by BadManiacs

If Movie Posters Were Honest

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Entry by DanZimmerman

CRACKED.cOM IT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH A SMALL CHILD STOR WARS TSSTOSION

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Entry by BadManiacs

FR E D S AUAGE You and l both don's care about the story or the characters. You're only here to see Super Marie Bros. 3. 10O mI LonG IUTENDO COMMERO J

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Entry by acousticrat

If Movie Posters Were Honest

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Entry by Anyone

If Movie Posters Were Honest

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Entry by wavedout

JOHNNY DEPP MAKING IS REEERENGE'S YOUR KIDS WONT UNDERSTAND CRACKED.cOM

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If Movie Posters Were Honest

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Entry by J_Strauss

WI L L SMITH DOES NOT MAKE SENSE BECAUSE UL WE CHANGED THE END AFTER TEST SCREENING 03806 RANDOA BHETREE 1AM AD BBCA DAO VOE A 3095 S0AALatE AOT NEAL

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED.cOM Ain iinh RETURNS 2006

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Entry by artisanscott

WWATCHMEN YOU WILL ONLY DISCUSS 3 THINGS WARNER BRIS PICTURES AN PARAMOUNT PICURESARE AMOALSN LFGENCARY PCTURES ALAVRENC GORDON ALOYD LEVN ONIO AZACK

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Entry by maas

CRACKED.cO TAR TRE THE FUTURE BEGID5 UWEOR um COMING 5000 ID THERTRE5 RnD F OR R LIMIT E D TImE I IMAX

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Entry by Audrey2

JIM CARREY IN MANWHOHADODD MANWHOHAD THE EXPRESSIONS ANDHISMOUTHISOPENFORALLOFTHEM IN CINEMAS: NOW-HISDEATH CRACKEDHOM

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Entry by BadManiacs

We Saw Some Movie Trailers. We Added Poop Jokes. ALMOST PLAGIARISM EWEERNCY PPELLNE X AANCAMPEIL IWEERDYLOS JAYMAWAYS FAINE CUSERS DPNGOE TONYINY HETE

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An American Legend Comes to Life .... In Space. DM1 AVATAR CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Piemanthe3rd

If Movie Posters Were Honest

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