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If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About

No one is going to stand in line for A New Hope During A Star War, right? That's why subtitles exist. They're like a little cheat for filmmakers: When you can't fit it all into one title, just slap a mini-title on your flick and you're golden.

Of course, that also means one extra line for Hollywood to trick you into handing them your wallet. Which is why, as a sort of PSA, we tasked our readers with taking some subtitles and revising them for honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by krakenkraked

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by bazooka

If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About

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Entry by baredevil

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Entry by Opus52

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Entry by Kevin King

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Entry by Wes Corwin

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Entry by JoshAdams593

If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About

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Entry by Opus52

ANCHORMAN2 THE LEGENDARY DISAPPOINTMENT CRACKED.COM

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Entry by TheController

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Entry by 404notfound

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Entry by baredevil

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Entry by filenotfound

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Entry by Rutledal

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Entry by Tim Babb

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