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MyNameIsLong Dallas, TX
Real Name: Wes Corwin
Member Since: October 25th, 2010
About Me:
Twitter: @WestCornfield
Comedian from Dallas, TX. Still at the 'trying dumb things and seeing what works' phase of being funny. Have been stuck there since 1997.
Articles my work has been featured in:
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1174_19-changes-to-internet-if-all-prejudices-were-reversed/
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1304_24-celebrity-tweets-that-would-break-internet/
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1466_how-15-movie-characters-would-drive-their-friends-crazy/
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1670_if-every-blockbuster-got-honest-subtitle/
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2096_brilliant-6-word-phrases-you-can-live-your-life-by/
5 Times Video Games Tackled Mature Issues (And Failed Hard)
Sometimes a video game's attempt to tackle the more delicate issues just plain falls short.
6 Blatant Attempts To Stir Up Completely Unfounded Outrage
A good chunk of the internet these days is nothing but people getting angry about stuff.
5 Real People Who Lived Crazy Double Lives (And Succeeded)
Sometimes a larger-than-life personality requires two lives in order to achieve their goals.
The 5 Dumbest 'I Sacrifice Myself!' Deaths In Movie History
Sometimes a writer will know they want a beloved character to sacrifice themselves at the end of the second act, but they'll leave the details for later.
5 Insanely Topical Movie Lines (That Are Now Just Confusing)
Centuries from now, our grandchildren's grandchildren will be watching beautiful people erotically waterboard one another on the beach, and they'll have no clue where it came from.
4 Backwards Medical Beliefs In Otherwise Developed Countries
When traveling in Germany, refuse the temptation to open any windows.
6 Reality Shows That Aren't Just Fake, They're Outright Evil
Some reality shows aren't above misleading contestants and the audience, completely sabotaging outcomes, or just willfully causing people to suffer.
5 Popular Apps You Didn't Know Were Messing With Your Head
One day, we might all become more app than human. Until then, here are some examples of our impending assimilation.
The 5 Most Ridiculously Misunderstood Historical Legacies
Be careful what kind of legacy you leave, or you'll be remembered forever for something you totally despise.
5 Documentaries That Prove The Opposite Of Their Point
Documentaries are made by people, and the problem with that is sometimes people are complete lunatics.
