If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic

Movies are rife with hot, glamorous, ridiculous, dumb, inconsequential sex. We understand that that kind of stuff is what put asses in the seats, but at least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.

That got us thinking: What would be the real-world fallout of all this promiscuity? We put that question to our readers and gave money to the winner.

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