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How We'll Be Celebrating The Holidays In 500 Years

Most of the things that we think of as classic holiday traditions like Santa, the Christmas tree and toy store riots didn't exist 500 years ago. We asked you to show us how things will look when our modern version of Christmas is a distant memory.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Smithsonius

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Entry by SimonJames

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Entry by Shadowwalked

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by Moneypenny

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Entry by Dr. Strange

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