12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 1, 2024

12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 1, 2024

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30 Video Game Villain Recruitment Posters

Ever wonder how that level boss is able to get hundreds of mindless drones to throw themselves at you, just to keep you away from the castle? We're thinking it has to be their awesome recruitment campaigns.

We asked you to photoshop some materials that would make a man want to join a video game villain's army. The winning entry is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by shannanegin

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Entry by Tim Hawkman

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Entry by bogusai

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Entry by gomezdm

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Entry by Bell110

UMBRELLA CORPORATION Preserving the Health of the People The Umbrella Corporation. leader in medical research for the past 30 years, is looking for

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Entry by HyperGlavin

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Entry by jaykay

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Entry by Crzy8s

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Entry by Craig Sheehan

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Entry by Gibbo69

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Entry by Kybard

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Entry by Meccs

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Entry by scoob

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Entry by Kybard

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Entry by boredatwork

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Entry by Solo66

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Entry by standardissue

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Entry by footlesspuppy

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Entry by scoob

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Entry by snipes

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Entry by rollingStone

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Entry by Chris Bucholz

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Entry by Cotter

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Entry by Chab Gassie

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Entry by Rick K

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Entry by Jono

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Entry by HyperGlavin

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Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Rejected ideas for Grand Theft Auto IV.

It takes years to make a game like this, and we're pretty sure a lot of very bad ideas get tossed around during development. So you'll be photoshopping any imaginable thing that would have been judged too retarded to include in the game--crimes, weapons, characters cities, whatever. Let your imagination run wild.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, you can find them here. Then enjoy the winners from last week's photoshop contest that showed you The 30 Most Ill Conceived Movie Monsters.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.