If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest

As magazines wither from existence, they've been trying a bunch of crazy shit to stay relevant. Last year there was word that a few were going to try inserting video ads. Because if there's one thing consumers enjoy about the internet, it's the ads.

One crazy idea they'll probably never try is actually telling the truth, so we figured we'd ask you to show us what that might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Ninjacarr

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Entry by mattographer

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Entry by niko4ever

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Entry by AffordableSin

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Entry by Chveya

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Entry by Agent Spiff

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Entry by ADHDsquirrel

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Entry by AgentCoop

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Entry by Anyone

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Entry by Piemanthe3rd

If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest

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