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Horrible Fast Food Ideas (That Can't Be Too Far Off)

With products like the KFC Double Down and the new Carl's Jr. Foot-Long Burger, it's hard to imagine what ideas are considered too insane to make the cut in the world of fast food.

We asked you to show us via the magic of photo manipulation. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Kill_By_Deth

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Entry by pfelon

no lettuce? no problem. The New BACON SALAD TM buy 3 and get a FREE LARGE Diet Coke DY'S ADD BACON BITS FOR JUST 50 CENT'S MORE! Wendy's You know when

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Hailstone

CRACKED.COM Introducing the IREUCT Bloody Mary Mochachino COFFEE SARBWUCK COFFE Save cup for vomtt For the morning after the night before.

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Entry by trgdr777

DOUBLE FOOTLONG DOWN CRACKED.OM

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Entry by McBeefy

CRACKED.cOM NEW! & Mayo Strawberry SMOOTHIE Dairy Queen

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Entry by Hailstone

Jack Try something new... Includes ...we dare you! creamy DIPPING SAUCE! in the box $3.99 Limited time only loss Mountain My is your CK Rocky delicio

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Entry by mattographer

CRACKED.COM Arby's I'm thinkin 'bacon

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Entry by Agent Spiff

CAN EAT ALL YOU BUFFET Drive-Thru Drive-Thru Ceorontet Feet CRACKED.COM

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THE ALL-NEW PEPPERONI McBURGER GORDITA THINK OUTSIDE TACO THE BUN BELLL. CRACKED.coM

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Entry by pinebear

Ever spend CRACKED.cCOM fifty bucks on a value meal? M The New McMignon I'm eating it

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Entry by mattographer

CRACKED.cOm OGREEN G 100% recycled beef M i'm lovin it.

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Entry by mattographer

Horrible Fast Food Ideas (That Can't Be Too Far Off)

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Entry by Agent Spiff

the McCoronary pure goodness. Lard. M Sugar. Salt. i'm lovin it CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by McBeefy

Are you man enough to try the all new SPIKEWICHE M I'm lovin it CRACKED.coM

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Entry by BigPineDan

INTRODUCING THE CRACKED.C HOM P1ZZA TWINKGE SANDWICH PIZZA Hut We ran out of shit to stuff cheese in.

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Entry by KFger

C.GI. FRIDAYS LOADING...

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Entry by ryan102287

Seriously, Have It Your Way! Funnel Cake on your burger? Fuck it, sure! You only live once and we don't give 2 shits about your health! THE LATE-NIGHT

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Entry by kydlatmijares

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Reality TV Shows We'd Actually Watch

About 90% of summer TV is reality shows, and 99% of it is unwatchable. Show us shows you wish they'd make via the magic of image manipulation, the best entry gets $50.

Check out last week's look at what summer would look like If Movie Titles Were Honest For images too strange to make up but not too strange to make fun of, check out the Daily Craption Contest.