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Idiotic Real World Uses of Awesome Fictional Technology

Yeah, those gadgets look cool when they're used in some cartoon or sci-fi blockbuster. But put the most badass gadgetry imaginable in the hands of mankind's remedial track, and the scientific community will be shouting, "This is why we can't have nice things!!!" faster than the Internet.

We asked you to show us just how retarded things would get. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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