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If Classic Movies Had Made The Worst Possible Casting Decisions

Casting is like stalking an ex-girlfriend: If you're doing it right nobody notices and if you do it badly, it's the only thing they'll be able to think about.

We asked you to show us just how noticeably bad casting can be by inserting the worst possible choices for some famous roles. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by paradigm619

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Entry by misterq

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Entry by Cobravision

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Entry by Rutledal

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Entry by Zaphod

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Entry by Cyclone49

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If Internet April Fool's Pranks Had Balls

Next week is the internet's favorite holiday: April Fool's Day. Half of the websites will put up fake front pages, there will be Facebook and Twitter and email hoaxes, etc. And 99% of them will be incredibly lame. So show us the kind of prank somebody could do with the internet if they had balls. Post your entries in the forum. The best entry gets $50.

Want to see the entries that didn't make it? Find them here. Or check out our look at what the world would look like If Restaurants Were Honest. And for images too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, head to the Daily Craption Contest.