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What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

We've all walked away from a situation wishing we didn't make it awkward by saying that thing that made everyone uncomfortable and weary of us.

Point is, surely movie characters have been in the same situation. Our readers went back and retconned our favorite movies to include what characters wish they could've said. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Stroogie

What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

31
Entry by Ted E.

SHOTGUN! CRACKEDGOM

30
Entry by OkMeatFood

How do you like them apples?! D Spwr s-144 You do know that real phone numbers don't start with 555, right? CRACKED.COM

29
Entry by hotrod2001

..they CROAK! CRACKED.COM

28
Entry by bazooka

OH DAMN .. I LEFT MY BADGE IN MY OTHER PANTS! CRACKED COM

27
Entry by dookiekong

You owe me $673,065 Republic Credits in back child support payments... and a new hand...DAD. CRACKEDcO COM

26
Entry by whoiswillo

Something has to be done about your kids! Okay, Doc. Sheesh. I'll use a condom.

25
Entry by paulieslapass

I'm going to need some new underwear. CRACKED cO

24
Entry by Matt Lovell

CRACKEDc COM Nah! I'm just messin' with ya. l don't even own the place.

23
Entry by krakenkraked

IF you WANT TO BE A JEDI. LUKE. YOu ALSO HAVE TO LEARN TO TALK IN FIGUIRATIVE LANGLIAGE ALL THE TIME. SPECIALLY WHEN THE SUBJECT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTAN

22
Entry by chipsnaxley

CRaCKED.com Callit. JO 120 Um, I call it a quarter.dumbass.

21
Entry by Tim Babb

what was I supposed to do? Just let them die? what?! God. no! That would be a terrible thing for me to imply. Can you imagine? A father of a superpowe

20
Entry by ironical

RACKEDCOM WE CAN HOOK-UR AGAIN WHEN THIS ALL BLOWS OVER.

19

CRACKED.CQM.

18
Entry by rantong

Okay, well, don't want to be THAT guy, but... Technically, if it can't be refused, it's not really an offer, but an imposition. CRACKEDCOMT

17
Entry by NolRoa

GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE. THAT'S NOT A DOG... IT'S IMITATING A DOG, IT ISN'T REAL!! DROP THATDO. YOU IDIOTS!!

16
Entry by bazooka

CRACKEDCO THTIS GUY IS SPARTACUS

15
Entry by Stonicus

I refuse to answer any questions without my attorney present.

14

CRACKEDOON We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams., I Hands off my kid, Wonka! Whath the futh are you thalkin' abou'??

13
Entry by OkMeatFood

OH! I have some juicy gossip. Apperantly Obi Wan is giving Padma the ol' Meat Saber!

12
Entry by elendirl

GRACKED.OON I thought those were metaphors! 111111111t 11111111 D3 AW MA7 KADIOIA 1ILVISION

11

CRACKED.COM Danny! Sandy! Who's she? I really like her, so she's cool, okay?

10
Entry by Paka

CRACKED.COM MANA ON MY MARK FLING POO!

9
Entry by SallyForth

Wait... Count to twenty. L FOUND THE CROSS OF CORONADO. And some men with guns are coming to take it from me. Well, that's different. Hold on, I'll ta

8
Entry by ChevySpoons

u WILl BE PROVIDED WITH THE BEST POSSIBLE FOOD. SHELTER AND ACCOMMO- DATION. WE'RE GOT DORM CONTRACTS! HARE YOu CHECKED THIS OUT WITH LEGAL?

7
Entry by Ecuilnguq

cQue?

6
Entry by Steven Widow

Hey Tink! Can you stop acting like such a bitch?

5
Entry by bazooka

What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

4
Entry by Danzy

You're totally right, Mr. Peck. We'll get our equipment up to code immediately. WIiSE e che ri VEL

3
Entry by Paka

I CAN'T. IT'STOO BIG. WHAT SHE SAID, THATIS

2
Entry by LostMyName

SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT

1
Entry by satyrfrost2

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