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33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

In today's busy world, we don't have time to read the entire synopsis on a film's Wikipedia page. We need that information before we're finished with our pumpkin spice lattes.

Thankfully, our readers came through in the clutch and provided entire film plots in 140 characters or less. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

BAD PARENTING BEGETS THE NEXT ICE AGE FROZEN

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

MAN'S CHRONIC INSOMNIA GETS OUT OF HAND CRACKED COM

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Entry by Ruy Platt

LINCR ALL VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIP SEMI-FINALS WOAL FINALS VOLAL LANRE NCE ALL VALLEY LAWOENC CHAMPIOK NNOZA AWENCE HAL BRONN EFEREE Bullied kid sol

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Entry by clg123

A PTSD-RIDDEN CANADIAN VISITS TOKYO, THEN PUNCHES EVERYONE WITH HIS CLAWS WHEN HE REALIZES THAT THE JAPANSE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. THE WOLVERINE 'N3D COMI

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Teenage Girl Resorts to Extreme Body Modification to Get a Guy to Like Her (and Get Back at Daddy) CRACKED COM

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CRACKEDC COM ALIENS DESTROY CITY BECAUSE OF LAND DISPUTE

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Entry by Paka

CRACKED.COM The police get the right guy, but then he makes up a bunch of stuff in tneir dirty office, and they let him go.

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Entry by aaronkavo

FATHER GETS KILLED BY BLACK GUY. BECOMES RACIST. REALIZES RACISM IS WRONG. BROTHER GETS KILLED BY BLACK GUY. CRACKED.COM

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33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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Entry by S Peter Davis

CRACKED.COM MILITANTS KIDNAP SCHWARZENEGGER'S DAUGHTER, SO HE MURDERS FUCKING EVERYONE

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Entry by Mgloss

CAR CHASE. CRACKEDCON 96 MINUTES OF OTHER STUFF. BULLITT

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Trade negotiations run into unexpected difficulty. STAR WARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE. YA I081 HL ANTON HINACE NENSON Micutco LI PCATHAN LLY A144

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Entry by krakenkraked

33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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Entry by mashby

CRACKED COM COM Y GODZILLA MUTATED MONSTER A CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER THIS IS A HAIKU SUMMER 2014

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Entry by NewtypeS3

STAR DATE: 1986. HOW ON EARTH CAN THEY SAVE THE FUTURE? Future space men abduct innocent marine mammals so aliens stop yelling at Earth. STARTBEK N TH

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A LENS THIS TIME IT'S WBR A RAGTAG TEAM TRIES TO PREVENT THE PROL FERAT ON OF AN ALIEN SPECIES AND LEARNS A VALUABLE LESSON. CRACKED

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Entry by Alspawn

CRACKED.COM Dwy HAMLET meets CATS SPECIAL EDITION 00D

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Entry by Mgloss

33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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Entry by JasonGaston

TITANIG GREAT-GRANDMA TELLS A GROUP OF STRANGERS ABOUT THE TIME SHE SCREWED A BUM.

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CRACKED.COM 'LE HE SHINING MAN GEPS A BAD CASE of CABIN FEVER BUT HE FINALLY CHILLS.

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Entry by luvthecubs

33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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Entry by Ruy Platt

CRACKED GO Bruce Willis haunts terrified kid. Then he goes away.

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Brave Mother and Father Rescue Their Kidnapped Children From Serial a Killer Who Wears Her Victims' Skins

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Entry by TaxMan5x

33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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Entry by clg123

CRACKED.COM JOAQUIN PHOENIX AMY ADAMS ROONEY MARA OLIVIA WILDE SCARLETT JOHANSSON Man with pornstache and nice apartment falls in love with computer,

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Entry by gicusudoru

PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE REPEATEDLY SEND BRUCE WILLIS BACK IN TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD. HE FAILS. 12 MONKEYS

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKED COM JOHNNY DEPP IN hinatown WItH ANIMALS and lin Pastoob?

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Entry by Ted E.

CRACKED.COM ROBOCOF AN ATTEMPT TO MITIGATE A UNION WORKER'S ON-THE-JOB DEATH REVEALS THE UNEXPECTED DRAWBACKS OF REPLACING HUMAN LABOR WITH AUTOMATED

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Entry by clg123

CRACKED:CONI JOHN HUGHES HOME ALONe A FAMILY COMEDY WITHOUT THE FAMILY. Macaulay Culkin gets forgotten at home, screams for an hour, and then tortures

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HILARIOUS DRILL SERGEANT TROLLS A DIP-SHIT ...THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT WAR IS UNPLEASANT BORN KiLL TO Stanley Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET CRACKEDOON

weshes NOUNTL LA AE BALE CAINE NEESON HOLMES OLDMAN FREEMAN. A GROWLY-VOICED BILLIONAIRE TRIES TO SOLVE HIS EMOTIONAL ISSUES; FAILS AWESOMELY CUAR BTO

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CRACKED.COM JURASSIC PARK Beta Testing Reveals Park Is Too Buggy To Launch INESILPCIPE EGIRLIM CHAD MANEKNGHT

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Entry by gilbertinium

KEANU LAURENCE REEVES FISHBURNE MATRIX BATFERIES GO BAD. CRACKED COM COM

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