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The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

There was a time in America when the breakfast cereal industry could turn any damned thing into a cereal. Your favorite cartoon, toys, movies, abstract philosophies, all could be represented in the medium of dried, shaped marshmallows.

We asked you to photoshop us the worst possible breakfast cereal ideas, and dangled a $50 bill. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by hextall

Geerl MT Cool Ranch Cheerios Fiavored Oot Cereat Ranch ETTTLSANMSPAIN CRAKED

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Entry by Chris Bucholz

Raspberry Blerets The kind fand n a second hand store.... CRAEKED CO

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Entry by monocle

& Gilmore PLECES Mills OF SHIT The BREAKFAST DF CHAMPIONS Shooter McGavin What do you eat for breakfast? CRACKED.cOM NET WT 12 OZ (340g)

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Post Classicy Healthy SHREDDED THE ORIGINAL MEAT CEREAL ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE. 4NOT RECOMMENDED FOK CONSTAPTION WITH ANRERRIES. risk of the DISEASE

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Entry by lokimotive

The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

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Entry by Brerlappin

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Entry by jerewhit

Linda Lovelace's Fellatios Toasted Whole Grain Oat Cereal A load of Protien in every mouthful CRACKEDoOm

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Entry by claypots

NOW WITH 20% MORE GRRRRUNT! Kellogg's Certified Genuine High in High in Orgasmic (not fake!) Added Vitamin Protein! G Mini THE ELUSIVE Nutrition at Gl

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Entry by tgr10

Wendy's S RAMTRGERS BACONATOR CRUNCH EVERY BOX CONTAINS 3 SCOOPS OF BACONATOR. CUARANTEED! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by AgentOrange

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Entry by tgr10

BOSNIA FLAKES TIRELESSLY HANDCRAFTED CORN CEREAL ALSO TRY HONEYNUT HERZEGOVINA! FOR THE GEOGRAPHY LOVER in ALL OF US! CRACKED .oM

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Entry by Senor_Taco

The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by jimmiebean

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Entry by eltrut

Cream T Skeet It's what dem bitches crave! CRACKED.o0M

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Entry by anlight

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

Kellogg's An Essential Source of OH Os! CH OH OH O Stort your doy by Gerfing the Led Out! The Official Breakfast cereal of LEDZIRPELN Net Wt. 18 O7. W

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Entry by lokimotive

J General Mls JA1Fel DA YOUR START CALIENTE! MU OFF REAL JALAPENO TASTEI ORACKED000 NET NET WT. 10 OZ.(283g.)

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Entry by Screamer

Colt TIME! EVERY WORKS 45 MALT BREAKFAST CEREAL BREAKFAST JUST GOT SMOOOTH! BILLY DEE WILLIAMS CRACKEDOOM

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The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

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Entry by Sanchez .

Kellogg RACIST KRISPIES OVEN-TOASTED RICE CEREAL FREE INSIDE ASCAR NELWI9 S7 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Screamer

General Mills WITH FORTIFIED COCAINE CocaPuffs 100% COLUMBIAN CHOCOLATE FLAVOR COKE PUFFS YAHOOoO! YOU GET UP AND YOU DO SHIT AND YOU GET SHIT DONE !!

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Entry by Sanchez .

YOUR MOTHER IS G9ING TO DIE Eat. Play. Learn. NEW! Post FUTURE MUNCH RAUKED.cOM

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Entry by BlairlyThere

Post fortihed 171h 8 essentlol ultamins PUFFY COMBS crisp, sweetened. com cereal ONE SUPER liteUP STICKER INSIDE EC 1 cF O0 1 TAID Don't me LD IMADADO

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Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome To Exist.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, you can find them here. Then enjoy the winners from last week's Photoshop contest that showed you 15 Ad Campaigns From After the Apocalypse.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.