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The publishing industry may be struggling, but self-help books will never go away. Their brand of blandly general advice, and over simplification remains wildly popular. Imagine what would happen to How to Win Friends and Influence People in an online ecosystem that turned motivational posters into de-motivational posters, and an innocent magazine for children into a cesspool of utter filth.

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