32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

We all wonder about the real jerky people in our lives. They have to have something malfunctioning in their brains, right? Like, they just don't see the world like we do?

We asked our readers to show us exactly what's going in the asshole brains of asshole people. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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