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What Today's Celebrities Will Be Doing 20 Years From Now

One of America's favorite pastimes is to predict what will happen to our favorite celebrities long after the limelight has faded.

Our readers channeled their inner Melisandres to show us what will become of the famous people of today. Winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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