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The Greatest Stories Ever Told (Summed Up Via Infographic)

History has given us some brilliantly imagined fictional universes with characters so complicated and detailed, they seem to come to life before our very eyes. We asked you to sum them up in info-graphics that could be digested in less than three seconds.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by dingo

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Entry by Tim_Mixon

Key: Oo Impervious to enemy attacks 0/o Fatal design flaw

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Entry by divunderslash

CHILD MUTILATIONS TIME CRACKEDCOD

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Entry by Rinato

CRACKED HOM FERNGULLY AVATAR POCAHONTAS

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DIE HARD TIVENTIETH CENTURY FOX A GORDON COMPANY/SIIVER PICTURES A JOHN MCTIERVAN BRUCE WWILLS DIE HARD ALAN RICXMAN ALEANOER GODUNIIV BONNIE BEDELA M

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Entry by Bronzulton Q

In world dominated a by an empire, a shy white male realizes his supematural powers when mysterious him from a man saves certain danger. The protagoni

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Entry by lokimotive

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Tale of Humpty Dumpty -horses and men failing at surgery - sitting on walls - falling off walls - references to Humpty Dumpty being an egg CRACKED.OM

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Entry by Ted E.

CRACKED HOM Sources of Happiness 100 O 70 Fame & Fortune S Love (Rosebud) 10 HAPPINESS 20 10 UHLOWIMLATN1IN4OALOMNOWO T AGE

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Entry by hoomhum

CRACKED COM $ 35 y 50 100 Age

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Entry by Dumb Dinosaur

CRACKED.cOM APPROACH HISTORIC LANDMARK EVADE CONSPIRACY THEORY PURSUERS EXPOSITION

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Entry by dingo

Reasons you watched Basic Instinct CRACKED.COM

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Entry by bign8a

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Entry by gatorboymike

CRACKEDG COM TM Hill of beans Problems of three little people

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Entry by Piemanthe3rd

The GREAT GATSBY Rich People Being Rich Fat Chicks Getting Run Over Murder Suicides CRACKED.HO

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CRACKED HOM LITTLE CHINA BIG TROUBLE

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Entry by Alven94

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Entry by cdrinkwine

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Entry by Moneypenny

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Entry by BooCockKey

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