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25 Famous Characters Who Probably Have Medical Conditions

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Movie and TV characters are 99 percent quirks. The thing is, sometimes a set of traits is actually (and sometimes inadvertently) symptomatic of a medical condition. Dr_Girlfriend, who is definitely a real doctor, suggested we ask our readers to sit in their armchairs and wildly speculate about the mental or physical medical disorders well-known movie and TV characters are suffering from.

Disclaimer: Only a doctor can accurately diagnose a medical condition. We're just random internet dudes who like to make memes. Stop taking Cracked and consult a doctor if you're experiencing any of these symptoms.

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CRACKEDCO COM the office SUFFERINGI FROM FATIGUE, TIREDNESS. DEPRESSION, AND HAIR LOSS, IT SEEMS OBVIOUS THAT TOBY FLENDERSON IS SUFFERING FROM A CASE

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Entry by OllieK

ECCENTRIC TENDENCIES youe DeiTSu BIZARRE FASHION CHOICES BELIEF IN SPECIAL POWERS PHOEBE HAS SCHIZOTYPAL PERSONALITY DISORDER CAUSED BY HER TRAUMATIC

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25 Famous Characters Who Probably Have Medical Conditions

Large, red, bulbous nose -ReD cheeks Santa Claus has rosacea. (RosaceA is a chronic, incurable inflammatory skin disease.)

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDC COM Swollen nose. Hyperactivity. Euphoria. MARIO IS SUFFERING FROM COCAINE ADDICTION.

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Entry by PookieJones

Chris Traeger from Parks and Recreation has orthorexia, an eating disorder that makes a person overly concerned about the health benefits of the food

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Tony Stark is on the psychopathy spectrum. He gets bored easily, takes risks often, is pretty impulsive, shows an inflated sense of self-worth, remors

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Bugs Bunny appears unable to control his romantic urges even if it causes other people discomfort and distracts him from other aspects of his life (li

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDo COM Irritability. Excessive hunger. Decreased sex drive. GOKU SUFFERS FROM DIABETES.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

L DE<E TH NOEE Has tall, slender body and spidery fingers Curved back Diagnosis: Marfan Syndrome CRACKED CON

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

BABY DRIVER Asperger Syndrome Baby has above average motor skills in one thing, driving... ...has near superhuman memory in his subject of interest, m

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Ratatouille's Anton Ego has symptoms of iron deficiency anemia. He's very pale, and has huge dark circles around his eyes. Also, he says he doesn't sw

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Entry by scandata

CRACKEDOON POPYE Suffers from edema, a swelling caused by excess fluid trapped in THE the body's tissues SAELOR MAN Nutrition Amount Per Serving Facts

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Entry by Michael Voll

CRACKEDCON So Mr. Bennell, which do you think is more likely: that everyone you know has been taken away and replaced with an identical body snatcher

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The Cookie Monster on Sesame Street frequently eats large amounts of food rapidly and often while isolated from others. All signs of Binge-eating diso

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Entry by LAJL

CRACKED COM Collecting useless items until there's no space for them. Her stuff literally reaches the roof of her cave. Feeling the need to save disca

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Entry by Michael Voll

CRACKEDOON SHOBT STATUBE BOWED LEaS ODDLY-SHAPED SKULL PBOTBUDIIVG CHEST Yosemite Sam has Rickets.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

C-3PO might have narcissistic personality disorder. Excessively focused on what makes him special (he always brings up his capabilities, like how many

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Despite constant mistreatment, Smithers, on The Simpsons, is utterly devoted to Mr. Burns and can't cope without him. Smithers could well have Stockho

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Entry by Eraser

RADAGAST THE BROWN Excessive mushroom intake Flashbacks Visual distortions Keeps animals CONDITION Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder with an

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED cO COM the office Middle Age Low fiber diet Little to no exercise Anal fissures Kevin Malone is constipated.

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Entry by LAJL

SpongeBob actually has signs of Williams syndrome, which include: Outgoing personality and excessive interest in other people. Intellectual disabiliti

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Entry by LAJL

Cinderella suffers from dependent personality disorder, where she constantly needs to be taken care of. Symptoms include fear of abandonment, relying

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Entry by OllieK

MUST BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION EMBARASSES THOSE AROUND HIM BY BEING OVER EMOTIONAL EASILY INFLUENCED BY OTHERS BELIEVES RELATIONSHIPS ARE MORE INTIMA

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Hermione Granger probably has obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. She's obsessed with rules, details, and order; an extreme perfectionist; blow

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