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GarbageHaus
Real Name: David C. Bell
Member Since: June 10th, 2009
About Me:
Editor. Researcher. I'm pretty good at watching movies.
I've done stuff over at Film School Rejects.
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/author/DC-Bell
Twitter.
http://twitter.com/#!/MovieHooligan
E-Mail.
david.bell@cracked.com
6 Ridiculous Things Implied By Plot Twists In Famous Movies
Every movie with a plot twist is full of hilariously awkward unseen setups.
7 Amazing Movie Effects (That Were Done For Real)
Despite a few craptacular CGI apples, 2015 was actually a huge year for gee-whiz special effects trickery.
8 Unsung Heroes Who Made All Of Your Favorite Movies
Sadly, a lot of the people behind some of the best movies ever made get about as much recognition as the guy who sweeps your street at 4 a.m.
7 Dumb Back To The Future Products You Won't Believe Existed
This ordinary tale of a time-travelling eccentric and his pet teenager has spawned some baffling shit.
7 Movie Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't Computers
Special effects are way more special when they're real.
Man Vapes Semen: 5 BS News Stories That Went Viral
It's in uncertain times such as these that we at Cracked must renew our sacred vow to expose the inaccuracies, exaggerations, and flat-out inventions currently filling your news feed.
6 Movies That Were Surprisingly Hard to Make
It turns out that Hollywood magic isn't dead, and many of the scenes that had you screaming 'Fake!' at the screen took way, way more effort than you realized.
5 Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes in Their Own Sequels
It turns out, some sequels only exist by feeding off the carcass of the original's now-mangled plot.
7 Amazing Movie Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
It seems some directors will go to insane lengths to avoid using CGI, seemingly just so they can point at the screen during the premiere and say 'yeah, a real guy totally did that.'
6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes
It turns out that sometimes in order for a film to really shock us with its ending it has to fudge the facts a little bit.
Hey Everybody, Jurassic World Sucked (And Here's Why)
We're now entering the mandatory hype period for the 'Jurassic World' sequel.
Why Marvel's Movies Keep Getting Better
So everybody, 'Thor: Ragnarok' was awesome. Article's over, go home.
5 Ways Disney Can't Stop Screwing Up Star Wars
Star Wars. You love it! You think it's great. But what if Star Wars stopped being great? That would be bad, right?
Why It's Okay The Terminator Movies Are So, So Bad
After more than two decades since the classic original duology, the 'Terminator' series is back.
The Reason Harvey Weinstein Is Just The Beginning
Why did this suddenly become the month we exposed an industry so fraught with scandal that Variety now reads like a newspaper crime section?
6 Magically Stupid Scenes Scary Movies Never Show You
Being a horror monster is a lot like being a small town cop: there's lots of down time mixed with brief moments of intense violence. Also, both occupations disproportionately target minorities.
6 Hilarious Secret Rules All Horror Movies Obey
There are a tons of other weird details that are seemingly mandatory for every horror flick.
5 Ways To Make Pop Culture Nostalgia Not Totally Suck
Like swords and bear traps, nostalgia is all about how you wield it.
10 Regular Things We Should All Stop Mistaking For Aliens
Get ready to chill out about shadows, balloons, and more.
15 Myths & Urban Legends That Deserve Modern Horror Movies
Aside from a couple original standouts, horror movies seem to trot out the same 5 or 6 monsters/killers/haunted board games each year.
A Glorious History Of Failed Amusement Parks
Believe it or not, the idea of the summer break wasn't invented until very recently.
23 Movie Master Plans That Make Zero Sense
The term 'movie magic' typically refers to the technical brilliance of bringing dinosaurs to life onscreen or how Denzel Washington can make an entire theatre of men and women pregnant with a single knowing glance.
Cracked's 2017 Fake Oscar Awards
Who can forget the classic Oscars showdown between 'The Artist' and, uh, 'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close'?
Movies That'd Be Way Better With One Small Change
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current timeline in which we live.
10 Regular Things We Should All Stop Mistaking For Aliens
Get ready to chill out about shadows, balloons, and more.
Cracked Movie Club: Uncle Buck
John Hughes month concludes on Cracked Movie Club!
15 Myths & Urban Legends That Deserve Modern Horror Movies
Aside from a couple original standouts, horror movies seem to trot out the same 5 or 6 monsters/killers/haunted board games each year.
Cracked Movie Club: The Thing
The year was 1982, and John Carpenter was white hot.
Cracked Movie Club: Escape From New York
John Carpenter month begins on Cracked Movie Club!
Cracked Movie Club: Jurassic Park
Steven Spielberg month continues on Cracked Movie Club!
A Glorious History Of Failed Amusement Parks
Believe it or not, the idea of the summer break wasn't invented until very recently.
23 Movie Master Plans That Make Zero Sense
The term 'movie magic' typically refers to the technical brilliance of bringing dinosaurs to life onscreen or how Denzel Washington can make an entire theatre of men and women pregnant with a single knowing glance.
Cracked's 2017 Fake Oscar Awards
Who can forget the classic Oscars showdown between 'The Artist' and, uh, 'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close'?
Movies That'd Be Way Better With One Small Change
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current timeline in which we live.
10 Regular Things We Should All Stop Mistaking For Aliens
Get ready to chill out about shadows, balloons, and more.
Cracked Movie Club: Uncle Buck
John Hughes month concludes on Cracked Movie Club!
15 Myths & Urban Legends That Deserve Modern Horror Movies
Aside from a couple original standouts, horror movies seem to trot out the same 5 or 6 monsters/killers/haunted board games each year.
Cracked Movie Club: The Thing
The year was 1982, and John Carpenter was white hot.
Cracked Movie Club: Escape From New York
John Carpenter month begins on Cracked Movie Club!
Cracked Movie Club: Jurassic Park
Steven Spielberg month continues on Cracked Movie Club!
A Glorious History Of Failed Amusement Parks
Believe it or not, the idea of the summer break wasn't invented until very recently.
23 Movie Master Plans That Make Zero Sense
The term 'movie magic' typically refers to the technical brilliance of bringing dinosaurs to life onscreen or how Denzel Washington can make an entire theatre of men and women pregnant with a single knowing glance.
Cracked's 2017 Fake Oscar Awards
Who can forget the classic Oscars showdown between 'The Artist' and, uh, 'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close'?
Movies That'd Be Way Better With One Small Change
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current timeline in which we live.
