‘All glory to Hypnotoad!’
When should comedians censor themselves?
Ya’ll got your tetanus shot?
The irony: Louis-Dreyfus fancies herself a pretty good party dancer
‘A clock tower with no clock’
‘The Minoans had flush toilets in 15th century B.C.’
Maybe the ‘Magnum, P.I.’ star could take out a reverse mortgage on his sprawling California estate
A fan theory suggests that Butters’ parents are awful to him because he isn’t an only child
TikTokers have yet to bring back working hoverboards
What if ‘Goodnight Moon’ were actually, ya know, funny?
‘Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Richard was born with one in his nose’
‘A surfeit of lampreys’
People only started talking about light meat and dark meat because they were too embarrassed to talk about breasts and legs
Nuggets on nuggets
‘A lizard came out of the overflow drain’