33 of the Funniest Reasons People Got Fired on Their First Day on the Job

You almost have to admire a guy who is so lacking in professionalism that he starts scoping out customers for weed on his first day at the job. But the best part of the story is when the dude explains his stoner’s intuition, suggesting that even though he didn’t know for sure that the customer had weed, he just asked because “he looked like he would.” Unfortunately, his stoner tingles were wrong, and he ended up getting fired. 

Other managers have recalled the funniest reasons they had to let someone go on their first day, and this one goes out to the guy who refused to wear a uniform and showed up in a South Park T-shirt instead.