17 Movie Lines and Moments That Thoroughly Failed the Test of Time

Have you looked at a picture of yourself in the fifth grade recently? Well, don’t. My own snapshot, taken by a local balding photographer who could have easily been confused for a church youth pastor if he didn’t have four cameras hanging around his neck, reveals a deeply ridiculous young man. (Easter egg, my glasses had little skateboards on the bows!)

In short, it hasn’t aged well at all.

This also happens in Hollywood, and that’s why we’re here today: to relentlessly mock when Tinseltown thought they had it nailed in the moment, only for the march of time to trample their efforts fully and completely.