Or a weird hybrid of the two:
We've got shirts for all of them. But to ensure all orders arrive by Christmas Eve, you'll need to order by Monday, December 9. If you can't get it together by then, we're sure Target still has a whole wall full of scratchy, ill-fitting Female Body Inspector shirts available. Happy shopping.
Oh hey, speaking of shirts that aren't ours ...
Our Weekly Dose of Envy
Each week we comb the Web to see what other designers are creating, and without fail, we find shirts we're mad we didn't think of first. Shirts that are funny, interesting, or downright cool, and it would be wrong of us not to share them with you.
Available at Spreadshirt
Available at Threadless
Available at Uneetee
Available at Amorphia Apparel
Available at FullBleed