"But ... that shirt doesn't even mention Kid Rock! Or music in general!" you say with a trembling voice, having glimpsed the dark orgy of madness that lies at the end of this path. Indeed. I have much to show you. I've divided these shirts into roughly three tiers, starting with ...
Tier 3: County Fair Formalwear
If this first selection doesn't make your eyes shrivel up and slowly roll out of your sockets and down the nearest hill like marbles, note that they're the absolute best T-shirts in the official Kid Rock store. I'm easing you in.