Swaim: Sigh. Just watched the linked video at GoDaddy.com. No porn. But I DID find wider exposure and a great webspace at rock bottom pricing!
Wolinsky: Classic bait-and-switch. They reel you in with the porn, then they sell you a great hosting package.
Swaim: This is so exciting that I'm going to huddle around the computer with eight or nine of my closest friends, faces nearly touching, to read about it.
Wolinsky: Will it be an ethnically-diverse group of both males AND females? Oh, wait - these people are all white.
Swaim: Yeah, but at least they've got the lesbian demographic going. One step at a time, Ross. Next you'll be wanting black people to fly.
Wolinsky: Let's not get carried away.
NEVER SAY NEVER - GENERAL MOTORS
Wolinsky: "If you like tastefully animated line drawings, you'll love one of the biggest SUVs available on the consumer market."
Swaim: Sisyphus got to the top of the hill! This commercial just blew my entire 5th grade presentation on Greek Mythology out of the water.
Wolinsky: I think it would have been better if it started like that, then the dude who animated it gets into his Geo Metro, gets into an accident with a Yukon, and his car explodes.
Swaim: And then the hugest SUV you've ever seen leaps through the explosion and blots out the sun.