As every city over the past 20 years has proven, the second best way to create disease awareness is with a fun run. And until the day that red-and-white-striped pinwheel ribbons that celebrities can wear to the Oscars exist, you'll have to settle for these shirts.
But we're trying something new with these designs: We'll only keep one in our store. So, like some amoral, impossibly reckless pharmaceutical company with a t-Virus on its hands, we'd like to put you, the public, in charge of what actually spreads into the world.