Leave No Project Unfinished With The Help Of This Bundle

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Expecting a project to manage itself is like expecting a baby to change its own diaper, or a man to perform his own surgery. OK, that second one actually happened. But in most cases, Thing X needs oversight by Thing Y, or it will become Thing Unfinished. And that's why the Project Management Professional Certification Training Bundle is so important for your upcoming project management job. Not only will it prove to your future employers that you have what it takes, but it'll also teach you the skills you need to get stuff done. The classes include:

Project Management Professional (PMI-PMP)

This globally recognized certification is among the most sought after in the industry, and demonstrates all the competencies you need to slam-dunk a project. Plus, "PMI-PMP" is very close to "PIMP," and that was a common brag in the early 2000s. Just something to consider, time travelers.

Certified Associate in Project Management (PMI-CAPM)

No project experience? No project problem. This will teach you all the terminology and processes for effective management. This is the course for you if you've just started to dip that pinky toe into the project management waters.

Risk Management Professional (PMI-RMP)

What better way to prove that you don't take unnecessary risks than by showing someone a dang certification? This certification not only teaches you how to assess and identify project risks, but it also proves that you're the kind of person who knows how to avoid them entirely.

CompTIA Project+ PK0-003

Want to focus on IT projects? Good call, since everything is going to be an IT project pretty soon. This certification is especially geared toward management in IT-related fields.

Six Sigma Green Belt

This 20-hour course will teach you the Six Sigma standards for creating an effective process for delivering products to your customers (and other stakeholders). You'll get 90 lectures that will help you attain a Six Sigma Green Belt, which is pretty impressive in Tae Kwon Do terms, and probably even more impressive in the context of Six Sigma.

Six Sigma Black Belt

Ready to get even better at Six Sigma? Here you go. These 94 lectures and 22 hours of content will help you master the Six Sigma organizing protocol, and maybe even achieve a little bit of enlightenment. Who knows?

PRINCE2 Foundation

This is one of the two courses you need to pass to become a PRINCE2 Practitioner, which is very little like being Prince the musician (sadly), but is nonetheless a very nice qualification for anyone pursuing a project management career.

PRINCE2 Practitioner

Remember how we said that there are two certifications to become a PRINCE2 Practitioner? This is the second one.

Information Technology Infrastructure Library Foundation

This is the most widely accepted approach to IT Service Management. With this ITIL certification, you'll control the people who control the computers (and computers control the world).

Information Technology Infrastructure Library Service Operation

This will take your ITIL skills to the final level. It's the cherry on top, if you will. Basically, you'll be the most employable and highly certified project manager on the planet.

All of these courses would normally cost a wallet-smacking $2,990, but you can get them all in the Cracked Store right now for just $49.

No matter what sorts of projects you're cooking up, we've got you covered. Check out The Ultimate Microsoft Project Bundle: Lifetime Access and the Quality Assurance And Project Management Bundle.

To ensure you never fall into bad work habits, check out Show 2018 Who's Boss With The Ultimate Productivity Bundle. You can always chill later.