But before all that, I had flirted with a couple of non-didgeridoo anti-snoring devices. First, there were these horseshoe nose clip thingies:
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The association between seashells and snoring is as strong as the one between seashells and wiping your ass.
They're rubber clips that are to be placed on the septum (that little bit of cartilage between your nostrils) before bed. This was somehow supposed to cure snoring. I will not tell you if they accomplished that goal. Instead, here are scans of the packaging they came in, which were poorly translated to English from Chinese. You tell me if this kind of attention to detail translates to a quality product: