Go Ask Alice... If Buffy Is Delusional

If you're wondering when you'll get a chance to see Sarah Michelle Gellar in the movies again, then you might have to keep wondering. Reportedly, the actress, best known for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was to star in a remake of Alice in Wonderland, but the film has suffered numerous delays. Gellar told reporters she is certain the movie will get made with her in the lead, but this recording of a call made to her agent indicates the former TV star is less than confident.

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