CRACKED Staff
If you're a video game character, get ready to die. Because you're either a hero who's respawning time and again (and who knows if you rematerialize as the real you?) or a villain under constant assault by superhuman immortal assholes. It's an Edge of Tomorrow-style nightmare, but instead of hanging out with Emily Blunt's Linda Hamilton impression, you're stuck with your fellow grunts. And that struggle's worth celebrating, which is why we're printing this new design by Michael Tate as fast as our T-shirt war machine can. It's Mario Bros. as combat, and wearing it will help you meet your own Light Brigade of fellow troopas.
