Have you ever noticed that every movie you've ever seen is sort of like one combined movie in your memories? A Tommy Westphall universe of the lightsabers, Batmobiles, and Pizza Hut product placements you've experienced and loved? Either way, there's nothing more charming than a warmhearted friendship that totally ought to exist. And who wouldn't get along better than these two breathing apparatus-dependent badasses? This design, from Cracked's lead layout and design expert Randall Maynard, turns villains into best friends and you into someone with pop culture's illest friendship-that-could-be on your torso.
Design Manliness Itself and We'll Pay You for It
Now that everything we nerd out about is in one place, we need everything that puts hair on a chest there, too. Our latest forum contest is seeking T-shirt designs that are So Badass It Hurts. Hulk Hogan on a tank jet, a gorilla and shark sharing a high-fivesplosion, anything that's just so powerful that we have to print it with pure testosterone. If you come up with a winner that makes us feel 10 percent more muscular just from scrolling to it, we'll give you $500 and feature you in this space, a specimen of epic thought-pictures for all to see.
Shop Like It's the End of the World (and the End of Our Tesla Shirt)
If there's one thing young adult fiction and RoboCop remakes prove, it's that America loves the idea of Future Ruined America. We've splashed it across many of our tees, and this week we're offering them to you at "Going Out of Business Functioning Economy" prices:
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