Did Ned Stark ever really die? We'll keep you spoiler-free and say "vague non-answer," but it's a question worth considering since every Game of Thrones death, birth, and expository sex scene seems inextricably tied to the first season's most important dead man. Either way, the O.G. King in the North is gone, but the true King of Winter is GRRM, and in this design from Cracked design-pal Mike Burns, he's depicted as the ice-cold ruler he can be. From slaying your favorite hero to being an NFL pundit instead of goddamn finishing The Winds of Winter, George remains unmoved by your cries. Valar morghulis: All men must die, and only Mr. Martin could invent a creepier way to say that than "ALL MEN MUST DIE."
Don't be fooled: The mysteries of Disney's Aladdin run deep, and some of them will make you realize Agrabah is the scariest fictional world since ... well, since Westeros and Essos. What makes a violent magical desert worth tolerating? Love, of course. And whether it's somebody you want to show a whole new world or treat as the moon of your life, this design by Redbubble regular DJKopet has Khal Genie in the pose reserved only for those who feel like they're mounting the world daily, real stallion-like, just because they've got the khaleesi/queen they need in their life.