Then again, maybe he's just a guy who can't settle down. It's hard enough being rich and handsome your whole life, let alone a traumatized crime-fighting orphan. Try behaving normally or committing to one person when you've got "ignore Katie Holmes to wine and dine two wet models at once" swag. That's why this design from Cracked fan/Twin Peaks superfan AgentCoop brings together Bruce Wayne's vigilante basement and grotto-ready upstairs manor, right down to the bat-eared replacement for Playboy's creepily ubiquitous bunny.